shit boxed

Completely drunk to the point of ignorance. Unknowingly peeing on inanimate objects or oneself.

Scott Johnson was shit boxed every day of college.

by DirkNiggla September 8, 2003

shit boxed

The leaving of fecal matter in a bag or a box, secretly hidden in a small room (especially dorm rooms) as a prank or revenge.

Hey, we shit-boxed Scott. He should smell that in a week or two!

by annonymous April 11, 2005

shit box

Australian slang for a beat up- rust eaten- fall apart type of car. ie a datsun 180b.

Dan's bloody shit box broke down again...

by i own a shit box November 4, 2004

shit box

butthole or butt region

He tongue jacked her shit box

by bm November 10, 2003

shit box

Can either be a beat up rusty old pick up truck of 2X4 or 4x4 suspension; or if you are in the military of your country it is the locker/footlocker you store your "shit", i.e. personal kit in...

eg. 1 There is a shitbox pickup truck contest on at the exhibition grounds in three weeks!!!
eg. 2 Shake out your shitboxes, and line up the contents on your bunks, plugs! Inspection in twenty six mike! the Sergeant shouted, booming....

by J. Michael Reiter July 14, 2004

shit box

a brash description of one's asshole.

"damn honey, u really smashed my shit box this morning."

by VinDeisel May 9, 2009

Shit-Box

(n)1. Literally a box filled with shit. 2. A car so thoroughly crappy (I.E. one with a muffler hanging off and/or a dented up car) that everyone hates it and calls it a shit-box.

"Damn! Your car is a shit-box!"

by James May 29, 2003