Top Definition
A shit beat is when you shit in your hand and jerk off.
I jus had a really good shit beat this morning.
by shaque January 28, 2006
1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat
"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"


"Are you shitbeating?"

by Peter the shit beeter April 27, 2009

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