Shielamae 

Shielamae’s are so funny and you are lucky if she is your friend, they always find a way to make you laugh and are the best friends ever! Shielamae’s are always energetic and happy!

Guy 1: she’s so funny

Guy 2: she must be a shielamae

Shielamae by Peekokitty<3 January 22, 2021

shitlam 

A violent, supremacist, fascist, intolerant, kafirophobic, terrorist death cult.

He is follower of Shitlam, that's because he's so much of a raghead.

shitlam by Burke2 April 22, 2016

Shilam 

To "shilam" one must aggressively lower their arm towards the ground whilst shouting the word SHILAM. Kelly Rowland has a similar motion when she exclaims "you put it down, baby gurl".

Oh my God, i can't believe Joel just Shilamed outside the restaurant!

Shilam by kandyshopbbz November 9, 2011

pulled a shisame 

The action of getting triggered by every single one of your friend's jokes then leaving the Discord server, spending money on gambling then leaving the WhatApp's group chat.

He stopped talking to us, he pulled a shisame.

pulled a shisame by onegoofyboi43 November 9, 2020

shitlamerde 

An expression used by bilingual Canadians when something unexpected and unwelcome occurs.

I just spilled mon cafe. Shitlamerde!

shitlamerde by Jacque Letabac February 6, 2014

Shismammered 

A combination of the words shit-faced, smashed, and hammered; used to indicate extreme inebriation beyond the point that one of aforementioned words suffices to sufficiently express one's physical and mental state.

He drank about 4 Four Lokos.. I think he's shismammered.

Shismammered by LampshadeStylist October 12, 2010

shitslam 

To beat utterly and completely at something (including and especially life in general).

To get shitslammed:

To perform extremely poorly on a test. To get beaten badly at a videogame/sport/etc. Basically, to be completely overwhelmed by something.

"I thought I was going to do well on that test, but I just got shitslammed."

"I tried to send my knights around to trample his archers, but they got shitslammed by his pikemen before they could ride ten feet."

"Shitslam that guy!"

shitslam by Matthew Hunter December 9, 2008