shit boxing it 

When you take a shit and don't have the window open and you just smell constant shit because you haven't flushed yet.

"Oh man it smells so bad I think I'm shit boxing it right now"

shit boxing it by My DOOOOOOOOOOOD December 19, 2016

Shit Boxing

The act of taking a shit and smoking marijuana at the same time.

"Dude, I'm totally shit boxing my bathroom right now. Damn Taco Bell glued me to the toilet."

Shit Boxing by whackietahbackie November 25, 2011

Shit-Boxing 

Hot-boxing but instead of weed and a confined room or space, shitting up your pants , jolts or what every leg wear is present.

"Yo Jimmy, me a Frank just got done Shit-Boxing or jorts!" "Wtf is wrong with you?"

Shit-Boxing by Mother-Humper September 8, 2022

shirtboxing 

(v.) The feminized version of shirtcocking. For a female to present clad in a shirt and no pants.

I saw so much shirtcocking at Burning Man, I decided to try shirtboxing. It's breezy. And I got playa in my cootch.

shirtboxing by daffodilly June 28, 2010

boring shit 

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

boring shit by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

boring as bat shit 

An Australian slang term used to describe something that is extremely boring yet also very annoying.

Friend: "I'm doing advanced mathematics this year."
Me: "Fuck that mate, maths is boring as bat shit."

boring as bat shit by Incept May 15, 2016

Boring as dog shit! 

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

Boring as dog shit! by xmonkey September 23, 2010