| 1. | Boring as dog shit! | ||
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Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place. Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!
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| 2. | Lake Orion | ||
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Lake Orion A moderate sized town located in NE Michigan. The girls , who are often label whores, wear skintight yoga pants, ugg boots, those gay feather hair extensions, and fake Chanel logo earrings.Typically with microscopic breasts and huuge cameltoe. The mostly middle -upper class white teenagers call eachother "nigga" . Guys either are fatter than a fucking hippopotomous and wear JV WRESTLING tshirts, or are skinny pricks that wear shirts that say "A&F Panthers 1892" or some shit. There are a few sexxy ass mofos, but they are quite commonly douchebags, who are pissed they didnt make Jersey Shore casting call. They also enjoy bragging about how kick ass the Varsity football team is, although they couldnt get in to JV. There are a few good kids in LO. But nobody gives a shiitt about them. But the worst part of all about Lake Orion is that there is absolutely nothing to fucking do. Residents enjoy binge drinking in eachothers basements for fun. People also enjoy eating at the local diner , G's, where they sometimes serve drinks to minors and make food that tastes worst than dog ass. If you are as unfortunate as I am to be living in the boring town of Lake Orion, you are one unlucky mother fucker. Guy 1: "Holy shit, that gal looks like a cheap ass prostitute with them bleachy ass highlites and bra-less tittays!"
Guy 2: "She must be from Lake Orion !! Ask her out , nigga!" Guy 1: "Naww, I dont feel like getting HIV,Gonorrhea,and Chlymidia. Plus there aint no place to hang out that has a bathroom where she can give me a BJ!" Guy 2: "God damn, Lake Orion must be boring as hell!! I feel bad for those unlucky motherfuckers!" Guy 1: "Yeah. Lets go pick up some Rochester babes instead! |
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| 3. | STOOL SPANGLER | ||
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A device used to brighten up a rather boring poo with glitter. (also known as a Glitter Shitter) "My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".
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| 4. | football | ||
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1. (World) Football (aka Soccer) is a simple minded woman's sport (of course, how could it be otherwise...) where they run around a field trying to kick a ball; like a sugar loaded dog; into the other's team goal stand, or whatever. Operationally, it is a lot like Hockey, except a lot more gay. 'Men' are also known to practice this lame game (shit); in this case, a bunch of effeminate losers get off to rub and watch someone else's legs, butts and other private parts that giggle around. Worst still, the 'men' that like to watch this travesty are obvious closet homos that fantasise being humped by the players over the excruciatingly long and boring hour and a half plus that actually contains under five minutes worth of actual action. The mad skills required are dancing, for dribbling; and running, for positioning. Seriously; even though only and asshole would actually take it like that. The strategic component is laughable (I guess that helps to explain the popularity of it); just run, kick-pass and shoot; repeat ad nauseam. The only little fun is that you can make the ball handler trip. May have to take a penalty shot; or some other bullshit; but if done correctly, it's definetly worth it (imho).
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2. (US) American football is a sorry-ass redneck recreation of a fantasy battle. Albeit a little more manly than 'Succer' (ie, less gay); however it has little to do with actual kicking, being more akin to Rugby; and hence it has to do more with name calling, crazy stupid hittin... |
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| 5. | ButtFuck, Tenessee | ||
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Coined by rapper Bizzare ButtFuck Tennessee is used as a term like Up Shit's creek without a paddle or as a small rural town that is boring. Also used n question form to insult someone hick or country. Person One: Dude there's nothing in this town but a dollar tree.
person two: Welcome to ButtFuck, Tenessee Hick: Hay ya young' ins wha ya dog gone stoled my gitty up me: Where are you from? ButtFuck, Tenessee? Person 1: He knows you slept with his daughter and he knows where you sleep at night. Person 2: Well i'm in ButtFuck, Tenessee. |
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| 6. | Gonzo Lecture | ||
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A university lecture characterised by a replacement of the more formal yet boring teaching methods advocated by teacher training colleges and academic managers by insane sounding rants in which the lecturer replaces dry subject matter with their own uncomfortable, personal truth. Based on Hunter S. Thompson's particular brand of gonzo journalism, the Gonzo Lecture is characterised by first person point of view run wild and an oft-indistinguishable fusion of real-world facts and fictional confabulation. The gonzo lecturer may often combine their personal narrative style with contrived personal and often avant-garde anecdotes, expressions of angry disillusionment, foul language and other methods such as textbook throwing. Meta more...
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| 7. | Shitdump | ||
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A conjunction of the words shithole and dump. Usually referring to a location but can also be applied to persons or things. As a location this defines a place so hideous, boring and/or inhospitable it will not suffice to refer to is by either a shithole or a dump - it is thereby a shitdump In reference to a person or thing it is someone/something who/that is unsanitary, foul, wretched or otherwise inequitably loathsome. Can also be used an adjective. Location: Man this place smells like dog-ass marinated with fermented fish carcass - What a shitdump!
Person: Dude, I don't think that guy's bathed since soap was invented - He's such a shitdump. Thing: That piece of "art" looks like Salvador Dali loosely defecated a sculpture of Andre the Giant - What a shitdump! Adjective: That's such a shitdump idea; Benicia, oh that shitdump town in California?; What's up with that shitdump jacket? |
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