shiny up 

Phrase shouted at a person who needs to both be quiet and wrap themsleves in tinfoil simultaneously.

Important when hiding from the aliens.

"I told my kids they'd better shiny up if they didn't want to be probed! Better believe they listened!"

shiny up by edward_violet December 16, 2009

Shiny side up

When you flip a boat it becomes "shiny side up"

Holy shit patus was only in that boat for a minute or two and it's already shiny side up!

Fuck...we are shiny side up!!!
It's ok Damo's here he will sort something out

Shiny side up by Big sting daddy September 8, 2018

shiny upperclassmen syndrome 

When a boy becomes more appealing to a girl simply because he is older than her, specifically if he is an upperclassman (junior or senior in high school). It seems many younger girls are drawn to older guys for this reason, even if he doesn't really have much else going for him. For girls, dating up is somewhat prestigious.
I suppose this could also apply in college, but I have not yet come across that scenario.

"Why does she even like him? He isn't very cute and his personality is just so-so..."

"She must have shiny upperclassmen syndrome."

shiny upperclassmen syndrome by apersonfromnova January 11, 2012

shine up 

Slang for cunningulus. Feminine opposite to blowjob.

My boyfriend is ok during sex but he can shine up like nobody's buisness.

shine up by Breaker-make July 8, 2006

fucked up shiy 

when you cant spell fucked up shit

damn i meant to spell fucked up shit, not fucked up shiy

fucked up shiy by squints1234 January 29, 2018