5 definitions by edward_violet
A small-town (or at least small-minded) white person who is obsessed with what MTV says is black urban culture.
A person who, while they may be wishing to be black, may actually be racist against black people.
A person who, while they may be wishing to be black, may actually be racist against black people.
Leroy's grandpa manned the firehoses, and he claims to have an internet girlfriend from the ghetto.
Leroy is a textbook wigbilly.
Leroy is a textbook wigbilly.
by edward_violet December 10, 2009
(noun) A thin, wispy moustache, usually hugging the lipline. Just a few hairs thick, and usually extends no further to the sides than the mouth does.
Usually the only facial hair that 14- or 15-year-olds can grow, it is left unshaven as a display of how manly the child has become.
Though occasionally worn by grown adults, the mandammit is the hallmark of teenagers insecure about themselves, but proud that they can grow facial hair. These teenagers are usually male.
Usually the only facial hair that 14- or 15-year-olds can grow, it is left unshaven as a display of how manly the child has become.
Though occasionally worn by grown adults, the mandammit is the hallmark of teenagers insecure about themselves, but proud that they can grow facial hair. These teenagers are usually male.
"I am a MAN! DAMMIT! Don'cha see my friggin' sweet 'STASH?!?"
Kevin Federline has a mandammit, two kids with Brittney Spears, and absolutely no talent.
Kevin Federline has a mandammit, two kids with Brittney Spears, and absolutely no talent.
by edward_violet December 12, 2009
Phrase shouted at a person who needs to both be quiet and wrap themsleves in tinfoil simultaneously.
Important when hiding from the aliens.
Important when hiding from the aliens.
"I told my kids they'd better shiny up if they didn't want to be probed! Better believe they listened!"
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
(n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."
by edward_violet December 17, 2009
(n)- an area of scalp, usually the back of the head, that is extremely bald; not just hair is missing, but skin, flesh, bone, even some brain matter.
Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.
Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.
"JFK had a Cobain bald spot."
by edward_violet December 16, 2009