A small-town (or at least small-minded) white person who is obsessed with what MTV says is black urban culture.
A person who, while they may be wishing to be black, may actually be racist against black people.
Leroy's grandpa manned the firehoses, and he claims to have an internet girlfriend
from the ghetto.
Leroy is a textbook wigbilly.
(n)- morning wood
in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."
Phrase shouted at a person who needs to both be quiet and wrap themsleves in tinfoil
Important when hiding from the aliens
"I told my kids they'd better shiny up if they didn't want to be probed! Better believe they listened!"
(noun) A thin, wispy moustache
, usually hugging the lipline. Just a few hairs thick, and usually extends no further to the sides than the mouth does.
Usually the only facial hair
that 14- or 15-year-olds can grow, it is left unshaven as a display of how manly
the child has become.
Though occasionally worn by grown adults, the mandammit is the hallmark of teenagers
insecure about themselves, but proud that they can grow facial hair. These teenagers are usually male.
"I am a MAN! DAMMIT! Don'cha see my friggin' sweet 'STASH?!?"Kevin Federline
has a mandammit, two kids with Brittney Spears
, and absolutely no talent.
(n)- an area of scalp, usually the back of the head, that is extremely bald
; not just hair is missing, but skin, flesh, bone, even some brain matter.
Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies
or some mechanical device.
"JFK had a Cobain bald spot."
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