shitext

The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.

Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.

I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.

shitext by gunitH0lla February 17, 2007

SHITTEXT 

Shittext is when you text your friends, co-workers, roomates, family members or any random number to inform them that you are shitting.

Roomate 1 (in bathroom): Send message- SHITTEXT

Roomate 2 (in living room): Recieve message- SHITTEXT

SHITTEXT by Denise aka Niecy911 September 27, 2008

Shitex 

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

Shitex by Thom June 19, 2006

Shimtex 

Shimtex is a german youtuber who does very high quality Videos about certail topics (mostly gaming), who's part of the youtuber group Rotten Mushroom.
He also has a second channel called "Shmex" which i'd rather not search up on Urban Dictionary.

"Hallo Rotten Mushroom!"

By: FireOfVoid

Jake: hey, did you see the new Shimtex video?
Chris: yes i did, is very high quality.

Shimtex by FireOfVoid March 6, 2023

Shitexting 

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

Shitexting by ncsu628 October 30, 2008

Shilters 

A term used to express annoyance or shock, can be used as an alternative to cursing. When used with a high pitched tone and an elongated vowel can be humourous and mocking. Also used as an insult. Macgee can also be added for effect.

Cowsie: I'm late for next lesson!
Friend: Oh Shiiiiiiiilters!

Man: Oh shilters look what you've done now!

Man: Oops! I dropped your vase.
Friend: Oh you stupid shiiiiilters!

Man: Oh Shilters Macgee!

Shilters by Simon Alnaimi January 4, 2008

Shiltered 

A Term frequently used to describe gas originated in the human digestive system that had been passed or “filtered” through fecal matter in ones colon.

A combination word of shit and filtered, shiltered.

“Oh damn I just shiltered badly”

“Holy cheap smokes bud, smells like somebody shiltered!”

“Who shiltered?”

Shiltered by Farting carpenters July 16, 2019