schildrenfreude

The pleasure you derive when your previously child-less friends have kids and learn what "having no time" really means.

Don't worry, honey, in a few years they'll have their first and we'll be relishing in the schildrenfreude.

schildrenfreude by therealmattmo December 3, 2014

Shilldren 

Plural of Shild.
1) Noun:

Shills that are heavily related to, spawned of, or puppeteered by the body that they are supporting.
2) Noun:

Shills that happen to be minors.

1) Fox and Sky news are just the corporate shilldren of the Republicans.

2) Look at those shilldren, talking about how great their nintendo playstations are!

Shilldren by I make wurds May 20, 2019

smildren 

a group of small children or toddlers.

The playground was filled with smildren running around.

smildren by LadyGrey January 3, 2020

shilldren 

Da pint-sized offspring of greedy/selfish adults who shamelessly use said innocent cuties as supposed advocates for whatever ideas and/or products dat said lacking-basic-family-values parents are trying to foist upon their audience.

A classic and excellent example of someone's employing "shilldren" to pressure fellow humans into agreeing to less-than-reasonable proposals --- da unfeelingly-opportunistic Howard's using his young daughter as unfair "kiddie-leverage" when pedaling peanut brittle to da spineless George McFly.

shilldren by QuacksO December 16, 2023