shiiiit 

Expression of extreme disbelief used by Senator Clay Davis from The Wire.

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shiiiit by YYC November 22, 2011

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) 

You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).

{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) by Telephony October 22, 2019

shiiit

When a statement is worthy of recognition; can be used as either positive or negative

"Then he fell right into the mud"
"shiiit, man. That sucks!"

shiiit by bsides July 2, 2004

the shiiieeet 

a body expression where u hold your hand across your chest as if to smack someone; to smack the shiiieeet out of someone -the holy shiiieeet -the double shiiieeet-the mr.white shiiieeet-the gangsta shiiiet-the regular shiiieeet

yo...ill smack the shiiieeet out of you!!!!

the shiiieeet by davidius October 23, 2006

shiiiit 

used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.

person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!

shiiiit by Joe Blow November 25, 2004

shiieet 

usually used in the drug world and expresses deep joy and relief after taking a hit;
can be used to express any feeling of joy

"Shiieet jim, that shit was fucked"

"I'm gettin laid...shiieet."

shiieet by tyrone C. April 19, 2004

the shiiieeet 

to smack someone so hard they shit themselves beggining with having your hand come up across your chest and proceeding to smack the shiiieeet out of someone

that guy pissed me off so bad i smacked the shiiieeet out of him!!!!!

the shiiieeet by davidius October 23, 2006