Skip to main content

That's what Shi'i said 

The Muslim variation of the phrase "that's what she said". It is used as a joke when someone accidently uses a sexually suggestive phrase. This is, of course, ironic, seeing as a devoted Muslim wouldn't use a phrase like "that's what shi'i said" anyway.
Abdul: That thing is huge!
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

Abdul: Last night was awesome.
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!
That's what Shi'i said mug front
Get the That's what Shi'i said mug.
See more merch

Oh SHi- I mean God no 

You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.
A member of the branch of Islam that regards Ali and his descendants as the legitimate successors to Muhammad and rejects the first three caliphs.
Anyone who is a Shi'ite wants the leadership of the caliph to stay within Muhammad's family lines. However, anyone who says there is no God, but Allah, and that Muhammad is the prophet of Allah, is a Muslim.

Shi’ites 

(SHEE-ites) A minority sect of Islam that believes that rule of the Caliph (Islamic leader on Earth, much like the Pope, who is voted in) should stay within Muhammad’s family line.
There is a split between Shi’ites and Sunnis due to political/religious disagreements over Islamic leadership, or the Caliph.

Anti-Shi’ism

Prejudice and hatred toward the Shia creed of Islam, its tenets or its adherents, stemming from systematic and board hatred towards the faith and its people; acts depicting such hatred; propensity for such sentiments.

• Adjective: Anti-Shia (displaying, depicting or otherwise presenting anti-Shi’ism in sentiment or action.)
• Noun: Anti-Shi’ism
Rising Anti-Shi’ism in Pakistan has led to the expulsion of 16 Shia students for a period of three years and one Shia student for life, for their participation in organizing a commemorative gathering on campus.
Anti-Shi’ism by Shia Rights Watch December 21, 2012
ic ant go out, i gotta take care of some shi'ite
shi'ite by DMM September 1, 2003
Shi'itu is a Muslim name.
He's an amazing man, intelligent, smart, and witty is what you first notice. You will soon realize that he shines from the inside out. His eyes make you feel safe and his smile melts your heart. He is what all men should aspire to be.

A best friend for life, my love forever.
girl1:You're boyfriend's great!

girl2: Yeah, he's a complete Shi'itu.
shi'itu by Warriorking Gwadabawa February 2, 2020