A Catholic
school Composed of four primary groups.
1. Guys who suck peanut
butter off the football teams goal posts.
2. Football players who like spending
money on steroids and peanut butter.
3. Stoners who base their entire personality on talking about how much
weed they smoke.
4. Girls made of 100% real plastic.
Their Natural habitat is Sonic where they go to drink UV and play gay music.
They are also often spotted in Pizza Machine talking to their bros about how sexy their
friend's girlfriend is while he is in the bathroom. (SHG can be referred to as a watered down version of Jersey Shore. Sadly, the only thing most of them would find insulting about that is the watered down part.)
Avoid being anywhere below upper class in their presence or you will receive a severe smugging.
Middle
Class Kid 1: Dude why aren't you sitting down?
Middle
Class Kid 2: I paid for a McChicken with all quarters in
front of a marauding tribe of SHG students and they smugged me so bad I got a hemorrhoid.
