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sterlington

the worst fucking places in northeast louisiana. the only possible places to eat within a 20 mile radius are johnnys pizza, end zone, and sonic. there isn’t shit to do unless you live in frenchmans bend. everyone’s a raging republican with the holy spirit in their veins. every adolescent in town either has daddy’s money or resides in barely liveable condition. you either drive a nice shiny new chevy or a beat up and manual ford ranger. it was the fastest growing town in the u.s. for a while and now we just have the highest tax rate of any town lmao. don’t go here. you’ll be really underwhelmed.
rando: you ever been to sterlington?
graycen: yeah, i grew up in that shithole
sterlington by bigboygb June 5, 2021
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Sherminator 

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.
Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.
Sherminator by PaperMachete November 5, 2005

Sherminator 

A red headed guy always wanting to get laid. Preferably foreign chicks who dont know a word of english. He also says prepare to be sherminated to all women in hopes of getting some.
Also known as Shermtron
There goes the Sherminator what a good looking guy.

Shit theres the Sherminator I better hide my girlfriend.

You see the Shermtron at the party?

Sterlington

worst place in louisiana. kids shout slurs for fun, nothing to do unless your popular, dress code to the max (cant wear ripped jeans even if theyre patched. the ugliest mullets youll ever see, pick me girls with hair as white as they can get it while it's still labelled "blonde" and their clumpy mascara. the only good food is foreign (and not even in town).
girl with the biggest frayed jeans youve ever seen: omg sterlington is the best
guy with a pencil stache: omg yes the parties are so fun
anyone with common sense: literally shut up pencil arms

Shartington 

An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!

Hot Shervington 

When you roll up to your partner, get out of your wheelchair. Take your diaper off, whipe your shit on your partners chest. Then you make your partner whipe your ass.
After Murderball practice, I totally hot shervingtoned my personal assistant.

sherminator 

One who possesses the stunning good looks of Dan Veltri and will utimately get with countless hot women.
Dan Veltri is the new and improved sherminator, who first appeared in the movie, "American Pie."
sherminator by BigDV March 9, 2003