masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.
by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013
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1.)by far, the best stooge

2.)someone who's better than curly

3.) the original vaudeville stooge
by horbin bernsen May 10, 2012
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1. (noun)A Stand in in a movie, used when the budget is all sucked up

2. (noun)The replacement on the 3 Stooges

3. (verb) The act of relaxing or sitting around

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I'm just shempin' it"
by Shin November 10, 2003
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(v) Derived from the time after the second era of Shemp with The Three Stooges; Shemp suffered a heart attack and they needed to replace him with someone that looked like him to finish shots from the sides and from behind.
- The act of replacing an actor/actress for picture shots when it is physically impossible to have the actor/actress
Using Martin Sheen's brother for over-the-shoulder shots in "Apocalypse Now!" was a stealthy example of shemping.
by freakingweet December 11, 2005
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A loser that has no clue what is going on.
"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"
by HAB October 25, 2006
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Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!
by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004
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when you think your getting the real thing, but its really not. It's disapointment...it's getting shemped!
Well the best example is when your all siked to watch the original three stooges....and you turn it on, and its shemp! other examples
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!
by SomeGuyTshirt September 11, 2009
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