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Shelogic 

Where women's feelings overrule male rational logic and fact. It has worked for centuries because men want sex and wish to avoid nagging, divorce and losing everything they ever worked for.
Tom, I really want those $1000 Jimmy Chu shoes. Well Tiffany, I can't afford them. Guess who is not getting any sex until shoes are purchased via Shelogic.
Shelogic by EightBall March 26, 2013
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Sheldony behavior 

A behavior where a person is distinct for their overtly intellectual personality. They are calculating and cynical, exhibit a strict adherence to routine, have a lack of understanding of irony, sarcasm and humor, and a complete lack of humility.
He has such a Sheldony behavior.
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shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

Shalonda 

This name makes you a one of a kind. In others words, special,rare,unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know some one you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.✨🌟✨
Shalonda is smart and pretty
Shalonda by Shalonda December 20, 2016
Gorgeous girl who is amazingly athletic and seems like she would be judged but is secretly mostly admired.
I wish I was like sheona , she is so pretty
Sheona by Harold R July 13, 2019

Walking Lord Sheldon 

Code for some kind of weird sex act
I was on my way to the park, and I was walking Lord Sheldon

Sheldon Hamft 

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.
Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.
Sheldon Hamft by hjskfh February 4, 2019