Dry Sheaves 

The urge to poop after pooping so much there is nothing left. Similar to Dry Heaves.

I was sitting on the toilet for half an hour with the dry sheaves this morning.

Dry Sheaves by DefNotRight August 28, 2016

dry sheaves 

When a person continues to have the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

I pooped 3 times this morning and had dry sheaves for an hour.

dry sheaves by DefNotRight September 22, 2016

dry sheaves 

After pooping, still having the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

My stomach is cramping and I've had dry sheaves all day.

dry sheaves by DefNotRight September 22, 2016

New Year's Heaves 

To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.

This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.

If it wasn't for Bobby having the New Year's Heaves, we could have seen Dick Clark celebrate his 243rd straight New Year's broadcast.

New Year's Heaves by classyguy273 December 28, 2010

cum shelves

Large breasts that when you release your load on them they hold your cum very well.

Id love to cum all over those cum shelves.

cum shelves by Sinful December 17, 2006

Sheave 

The unsavory act of shitting while having to throw up or heave.

Last night was painful. That burrito I ate twisted my stomach into knots and forced me to sheave all morning.

Sheave by ChardTortilla April 21, 2017

seeavesdropping 

Seeavesdropping,occurrs when someone reads other peoples posts(like on facebook) verses over hearing the conversation<eavesdropping.Get it

If I lost you on the definition for seeavesdropping,then I don't know what else to tell you.

seeavesdropping by DRODMAN;) September 25, 2010