She's not got wooden eyes

If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'

Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'

She's not got wooden eyes by DiogenesofLondon May 17, 2011

She's not gonna see this 

A common retort utilized against white knights. Refers to the fact that WKs self-flogging tendencies come from a desperation to recieve female attention.

WK: Im sorry, mlady. All men truly are terrible and i hate being male so much. But i will stay strong and protect you against men, who are evil monstrosities looking to violate the innocent, pure and perfect women of the world.
Guy: She's not gonna see this, bro.

She's not gonna see this by buddy retard May 8, 2023

oh babe, she's not well 

A phrase used largely by the gay community of Liverpool as a way of ascertaining the extent of a person's intoxication by either alcohol or drugs. Most commonly the latter. The 'she' refers to oneself in the third person. 'She' is used whether the subject is male or female.

"How are you doing? You look pretty wasted."

"Oh babe, she's not well!"

oh babe, she's not well by Gazbags January 21, 2010

Dude, she's just not 

Into youuuuuuu

you you youuuuu.

Dude, seriously. She's just not into you.
Dude, she's just not

Dude, she's just not by AirAttac September 17, 2021

That's not what she said

what she wouldn't say.

unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.

m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"

k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)

m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.

(That is not what she said)

k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)

m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)

That's not what she said by kn and mk August 16, 2010

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

That's NOT What She Said by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008