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Schaumburg High School 

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.
I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.
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Shamburger

A variant of Cyneburga/Cyneburg meaning "Royal Fortress" in Old English (Anglo-Saxon, Germanic).
"Cyne" or "Sham" meaning 'Royal'.
"Burga" or "Burger" meaning 'Fortress'.

Saint Cyneburga, a daughter of a king of Mercia, was the founder of an abbey at Gloucester in the 7th century.

Anglo Saxon: a member of the Germanic peoples conquering England in the fifth century a.d. and forming the ruling class until the Norman conquest.
Shanequia L. L. 'Shamburger' & Otha L. 'Shamburger' IV relationship mirrored the relative image of their younger siblings, Shanea 'Shamburger' and Jorden 'Shamburger', who they loved dearly.
Shamburger by OHaaaaM 'OzH' YeGNOS December 25, 2018

Scamburglar 

A person who is tricky, deceptive, deceiving, and scams people from their money.
I received a fake offer for a business opportunity from a scamburglar.
Scamburglar by abobbyspence June 15, 2018

Schaumburg Double 

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.
Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.

The J Shaumberg 

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.
The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.
The J Shaumberg by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

schaumburg 

a large town in northeast illinois, west of chicago. Pop. consists of over 85,000 people. Includes one of the largest (and cleanest) malls in america, (Woodfield). Most schools are taught by educators with a masters and doctorite in teaching. Places of interest: Prairie Center for the Arts, Septemberfest, and Woodfield Mall. High Schools: Schaumburg High School (home of the saxons); and James B. Conant High School (home of the cougars). Schaumburg is also named after a city that resides in Germany, so it makes sense that most of the residents are german. The happiest place on earth!
1. Yesterday I went to Schaumburg and shopped at Woodfield Mall.

2. I go to Schaumburg High School, and I run on the cross country team.
schaumburg by shapplemapple November 13, 2006

Schaumberg 

The coolest motherfucker I know to date, he parties after he teaches at strip clubs, he knows every inch of their body "after all he slays as much poon as a horny panther" after taking hardcore drugs as Meth and Cocaine, He dominates his wife with his 12in dick. Overall the "sex-God" of the century.
Boy: after class I want to be a Schaumberg
Schaumberg by dj rabbit April 14, 2014