Shave

Uk drill word for getting stabbed in the head.

"Shaved mans head now he look like Golem"

by bookwormting March 12, 2021

shave

to use a blade to remove the hair on your pubic area;this has its problems, a better approach is to buy a small (battery) beard trimmer and fit the spacer that leaves the hair 1/8" long. Then you can buzz the scrotum and everything else without creating any discomfort or problems. Finally you can have sex with a condom and not feel any tugging at the wrong moment. She (or you) can shave her vulva and belly and she won't be complaining about discomfort from her panties, pads or pantyliners (then telling you she'll never shave again).

Ted's girlfriend trimmed him, then trimmed herself, leaving just a narrow landing strip. Her girlfriend Ammi is Muslim and her mother taught her to remove all of her pussy hair with a sugar solution when she was just 12; she's been bare ever since.

by J.R. J. February 29, 2004

Shave

To remove unwanted body hair by using a razor or electric shaver

Kiersten : O Jake last night was so amazing!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop December 19, 2017

Shave

A word used in place of swearing, or any other word that is inappropriate at the moment. Can also be used to replace any verb for comic relief. Started in retaurants kitchens, to avoid trouble with a spervisor, then eventually becomes part of your everyday vocabulary

Josh, I need a blossom on the fly, the other one got shaved up!

Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!

by TRHKING September 23, 2011

Shaving

Shaving friends refers to removing friends that you had previously accepted as a friend from your Facebook, Twitter, Etc. Page ... after they've had a chance to noisy around your page - you shave them off a few weeks later (and they don't get notice of it)

Tom began shaving certain friends off facebook when they started posting curses on his page.

by Shrihara June 10, 2009

shave it

The act of a female using some type of razor to whack off the bush that grows between her legs.

Dang! After muff diving that chick, I pulled 7 hairs from my teeth! She definatley needs to shave it.

by Wes November 12, 2003

Shave

To take ones penis on the hand and rung the head of it up and down her cheeks aswell as her facial area to mimic a electric shaver.

She was sleeping on the couch so i took that chance to pull it out and gave her a shave.

by F.J.M May 19, 2009