Shave or No Shave

Kiersten : O Jake last night was so amazing!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop December 19, 2017

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A word used in place of swearing, or any other word that is inappropriate at the moment. Can also be used to replace any verb for comic relief. Started in retaurants kitchens, to avoid trouble with a spervisor, then eventually becomes part of your everyday vocabulary

Josh, I need a blossom on the fly, the other one got shaved up!

Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!

by TRHKING September 23, 2011

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Shaving friends refers to removing friends that you had previously accepted as a friend from your Facebook, Twitter, Etc. Page ... after they've had a chance to noisy around your page - you shave them off a few weeks later (and they don't get notice of it)

Tom began shaving certain friends off facebook when they started posting curses on his page.

by Shrihara June 10, 2009

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The act of a female using some type of razor to whack off the bush that grows between her legs.

Dang! After muff diving that chick, I pulled 7 hairs from my teeth! She definatley needs to shave it.

by Wes November 12, 2003

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