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Shattered Mast 

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken
"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

William Shatnered 

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.
I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.
William Shatnered by Phartman December 24, 2009

shattered penis 

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.
"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."
shattered penis by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

Shatnered 

When a situation completely changes tone from reverent to mildly absurd.

Example: When the 2010 Winter Olympics closing ceremony went from the moving extinguishing of the Olympic flame to the tune of Neil Young's "Long May You Run" to William Shatner discussing the hazards of having sex in a canoe.
"Did you see the closing ceremony? It was great, but then it totally got Shatnered."
Shatnered by elbob1023 February 28, 2010

shattered heart 

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be
Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..
shattered heart by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018

shattered finger syndrome 

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...