(n.) The original vehicle utilized for shatting; also the origin of the activity shatting because its large size could accomodate road cones, traffic barrels, lawn jockeys, and other miasma. Originally a maroon 1991 Plymouth Voyager.
Patrick: Let's go shatting tonight.
Ketan: Alright, but I have to get gas in the shat van.
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