A female who is not worthy of a urban definition due to the lack of any true talents besides tiring biting, drama & homie hopping. Not one to take home to your parent specially your mom. A horrible parent. Brain is a box of rocks. Not the cutest of human species. Is a last resort.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.