A pair of underwear that someone has attempted to hide or discard after said person had shit themselves.
by Sir SwizzleStix December 3, 2019
I found this Shartifact by the pond, it’s one of those cheap shitty garden ornament things sold in a rip off garden centre bought by old cunts with too much money and not enough taste.
by CB4PEE-OH! April 4, 2020
The discovery of a shart that was believed to be a fart at the time it was heard. Frequently encountered when changing the diaper or underwear of a loved one, eg. a baby.
I was holding my newborn daughter and heard her fart. When I went to change the diaper, I discovered a little shartifact.
by peter royal September 22, 2008