Shartifact 

A pair of underwear that someone has attempted to hide or discard after said person had shit themselves.

Dammit Bobby, I discovered your Shartifact in the bathroom trash can!

Shartifact by Sir SwizzleStix December 3, 2019

shartifact 

The discovery of a shart that was believed to be a fart at the time it was heard. Frequently encountered when changing the diaper or underwear of a loved one, eg. a baby.

I was holding my newborn daughter and heard her fart. When I went to change the diaper, I discovered a little shartifact.

shartifact by peter royal November 4, 2008

Shartifact 

Upon moving into a new house and finding a shartifact in the garden such as gnome or sundial

I found this Shartifact by the pond, it’s one of those cheap shitty garden ornament things sold in a rip off garden centre bought by old cunts with too much money and not enough taste.

Shartifact by CB4PEE-OH! April 4, 2020

Shartface 

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions

Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."

Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010

Shartinate 

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

Shartinate by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

shatisfaction 

That feeling of accomplishment and relief following a really big dump.

"On the Pleasure Pyramid, shatisfaction falls somewhere between getting a really sticky booger off your finger, and an orgasm."

shatisfaction by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

Sharifat

The most beautiful girl with her mesmerising smile in this entire universe. Everyone loves her because her of her sarcasm jokes.

"Wow Sharifat, you are so gorgeous today! " - her crush

Sharifat by Bawang Merah November 19, 2019