shart flu 

a strange epidemic when all of your friends shart (fart and accidentally shit themselves) much more than normal over a given period of time

matt tim scott bill and steve all sharted themselves multiple times over the last two weeks, sounds like a mysterious case of shart flu

shart flu by turtmgurt August 26, 2009

shartfluff 

an accidental shit that comes out when you have gas but it's fluffy and soft on the anus.

I have some shartfluff in my underwear. It's disgusting but suspiciously delicious.

shartfluff by redes12 May 18, 2011

Shartflurping 

The act of sharting in a pair of unworn panties and tying them to a high up anchor point to then bite and hang from them by your teeth.

Hey babe, I was thinking maybe we mix it up for our first anniversary and go shartflurping. Maybe if we have a good time we can make it a tradition!

Shartflurping by Mr. Baby Green Diarrhea March 28, 2025

fluffy shirt 

what you call some one when their fat but you don't want to hurt their feelings.

no your not fat you just have a fluffy shirt.

fluffy shirt by virose March 26, 2017