sharted

an unexpected burst of shit while farting

i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"

by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009

sharted

When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

by mrausch June 1, 2009

[Sharted]

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.

Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted

by Super_Arj September 30, 2007

Shart

To accidentally "shit yourself" when you fart.

Sorry man..... i think i Sharted myself.

by dvdsarescary July 26, 2010

sharted

a shart is when you got gas followed by some mud then just a little more gas.

mike just sharted on his bike

by webster-d December 25, 2008

Shart

A fart where you actually deficate yourself by trying too hard

I just sharted myself

by mc sharter September 2, 2010

Shart

An attempt to impress friends with a huge gas bomb while inadvertantly seeping liquid and/or solids into ones under garments. Most likely ending with discarding our underwear.

"Oh guys...I think I just sharted, let me clean up and take a shower. Just give me five minutes would ya??"

by NVV March 27, 2012