by Xenomancer April 6, 2009
Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!
by Bennnyballbags September 30, 2007
- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!
-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."
-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."
by Charles P. Hinkerton August 26, 2007
when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!
Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."
by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006
by cretard September 10, 2008
by W3$tl3y October 6, 2005
I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!
by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2009