7 definitions by cretard

Cretard

A crazy retard

Man, stop acting like a cretard.

by cretard September 10, 2008

4:30

The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.

"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."

by cretard February 23, 2014

Dick Skinners

A persons hands

Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.

by cretard September 10, 2008

Cum dumpster

Someones mouth

Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.

by cretard September 10, 2008

Cock Pocket

Someones mouth

Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.

by cretard September 10, 2008

turd cutter

someones butt

Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?

by cretard September 10, 2008

Shart

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

by cretard September 10, 2008