shart

An extraction from the asshole that can cause great muscle pain. Mixture of shitting and farting at once that may cause an uncomfortable dispositioning in your pants.

"Dude I just sharted my pants."
"That shart smells like tuna."

by LT Ram September 3, 2009

shart

a wet fart
a combination of a shit and a fart

I just sharted

by Jeremiah May 6, 2004

shart

the opposite of tall, if you speak with a St. Louis accent

The shart lady who lives near highway farty-far in Warshington County does her warsh on Thurdsay.

by Woody Thomas July 11, 2008

shart

A surprising expulsion of poop that occurs during the farting process

Jane and I were napping together after filling ourselves with bean burritos and getting drunk off beer earlier in the day at El Charro’s. We were supposed to meet my parents for dinner at 7:30, and I didn’t want to not show up because first of all my parents generally have a big stick up their asses and second they wanted to meet Jane for the first time. The alarm was supposed to ring at six, but one of us set the damn thing incorrectly so we kept dozing until Jane snapped out of it around 7. Girls can wake you up in funny ways sometimes, and old Jane was a funny one. What she did was she climbed on top of me and sharted all over my face. I knew she meant to fart, so I wasn’t mad.

by Rj-C November 28, 2007

shart

Shit-fart, i.e. combination of a shit and a fart.

After I had egg, scrapple and coke, I had to shart.

by Jon D. December 20, 2002

shart

a portmanteau of shit and fart, and refers to a fart that results in the soiling of ones pants/underwear

Dang! I did it again. I sharted in my pants

by Live2Die September 16, 2005

shart

the past perfect participle of soiling your undergarments.

oops, i shart my pants.

by andrew stewart August 6, 2004