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Shark Bite 

An extremely painful skateboarding injury where the edge or point of your tail/nose stabs into your ankle(s). Increases in pain and severity the more razor tailed your nose or tail becomes.
Gnarly dude A: Damn dude, check out the shark bite George got from that bail on the Blunt Fakie from yesterday.

*Shows Gnarly dude B picture on phone*

Gnarly dude B: Fuck eh? That shit looks infected, yo. Them shits may require amputation...
Shark Bite by bewbays July 15, 2017

Bourbon Street Shark Bite

Find a plastic shark that was thrown aside and stick it in your pants. Once in your pants, you have realized you have just been contracted with every STD know to man because the plastic shark was festering in vomit, blood, urine, and poop on Bourbon Street.
Sailey was drinking her 4th hand grenande and found a plastic shark on Bourbon Street. She stuck it in her pants and chased men but started feeling a burning sensation and then died hence contracting the deadly Bourbon Street Shark Bite!

shark bite 

When you are going down on a woman and discover she is on the rag and has a tampon string hanging out (see "ripcord"). Determined to eat her out, you take the string in your mouth and bite down, ripping it out with your teeth. After thrashing it back and forth a bit, you fling it over one shoulder with your mouth. In order to properly complete the shark bite, you must proceed with performing oral sex on the woman.
I discovered she was on the rag, but wanted to eat her out anyway. My only choice was to give her a shark bite. Boy, was she surprised.
shark bite by ESQ July 12, 2006

shark bite 

When an individual (typically a guy) stealthily creeps up on a girl and bites her on the ass, making her jump in astonishment/pain. A ring of teeth marks signifies a good shark bite.
The shark bite was perfected by a rugby team in Flagstaff, AZ (the Landsharks), where numerous tickets/jail time have been delivered for such actions.
The Landsharks' fullback holds the record for the most shark bites given in one day -- 71.
shark bite by Johnny Kansas November 3, 2006

Shark bite 

When your with a girl who uses too much teeth when she gives you head!
Dude I took my blind date home last night and she went down on me..dude all she did was shark bite! All over my shit!
Shark bite by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

shark bite out of water 

biteing someone on the shoulder out of water and then uttering the words "shark bite out of water"
commonly used by nazneens
person 1: *standing there*
person 2: *creeps up on person 2 and bites theyre shoulder*
person 1: OUCH!
person 2: shark bite out of water! MWAHAHAHA
person 1: heyyyyyyyyy
person 2: MWHAHAHAHHA >:)
shark bite out of water by E//R//B September 20, 2009