3 definitions by bewbays
An extremely painful skateboarding injury where the edge or point of your tail/nose stabs into your ankle(s). Increases in pain and severity the more razor tailed your nose or tail becomes.
Gnarly dude A: Damn dude, check out the shark bite George got from that bail on the Blunt Fakie from yesterday.
*Shows Gnarly dude B picture on phone*
Gnarly dude B: Fuck eh? That shit looks infected, yo. Them shits may require amputation...
*Shows Gnarly dude B picture on phone*
Gnarly dude B: Fuck eh? That shit looks infected, yo. Them shits may require amputation...
by bewbays July 13, 2017
n. A Batch Bricker or a .bat Bricker is an extremely malicious and violent script exploit, primarily for the Windows operating system, which firstly executes a .bat script disguised as a legitimate file to delete all system files and critical program data on the C: drive, all .ini files, all registry files and corrupts/deletes the MBR so that the HDD cannot be recovered and the computer will no longer boot up. While doing this it glues the cursor to an area of the screen and disables the user from being able to move the mouse without the mouse returning to the glued position. This exploit has been around since DOS and is extremely dangerous in that it can easily be disguised as a legitimate file such as an image, sound file or installation wizard. It is also dangerous in that it can easily be accidentally opened via mouse click. This type of attack has reduced in popularity because it is outrageously illegal and produces nothing valuable for the attacker other than the knowledge he irreparably damaged a computer. Only the most evil of evil would use this attack. Advancements in anti-virus software have made the detection of this type of attack easily preventable. Even modern free anti-virus softwares will detect and quarantine/neutralize this type of attack. The best means of avoiding this attack is to practice discretion when downloading files from the internet and scanning the files before any attempts at execution are made.
Unfortunately, my client name redacted has fallen victim to a batch bricker, has lost all his data and will now have to purchase a new computer system. The culprit was the downloading of, in his own words, a file which would clean out viruses and make his computer run faster. Despite the site being very suspect, even by the standards of a computer illiterate individual, the man went ahead and downloaded the malicious filed and opened it without question. Don't be like name redacted, scan your files before use.
by bewbays March 15, 2018
The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.
See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.
See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.
Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.
by bewbays November 18, 2015