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When you are going down on a woman and discover she is on the rag and has a tampon string hanging out (see "ripcord"). Determined to eat her out, you take the string in your mouth and bite down, ripping it out with your teeth. After thrashing it back and forth a bit, you fling it over one shoulder with your mouth. In order to properly complete the shark bite, you must proceed with performing oral sex on the woman.
I discovered she was on the rag, but wanted to eat her out anyway. My only choice was to give her a shark bite. Boy, was she surprised.
by ESQ July 11, 2006
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When in a position where a polite person would act against his/her own self-interest, you remain assertive for personal gain.
"Hey man, I wasn't sure whether or not you wanted a sandwich so I just got the one."
"Here, I'll take this one. You go get yourself another sandwich."
"What the...?"
"Sharkbite, bitch!"

"Lets cut to the chase -- There are two types of people, sheep and sharks."
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When an individual (typically a guy) stealthily creeps up on a girl and bites her on the ass, making her jump in astonishment/pain. A ring of teeth marks signifies a good shark bite.
The shark bite was perfected by a rugby team in Flagstaff, AZ (the Landsharks), where numerous tickets/jail time have been delivered for such actions.
The Landsharks' fullback holds the record for the most shark bites given in one day -- 71.
by Johnny Kansas November 03, 2006
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While giving your partner anal, at the moment of ejaculation bite her shoulder to make things even tighter!
I cumed like the thunder when i gave the wife a sharkbite last night...
by Billy Milly July 20, 2005
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Non-chalant absurdity with a dash of embarrassment.
A guy is walking down the street in the East Village. A dog is tied up to a pole, waiting for his owner inside a cafe. The dog jumps towards the man and bites his crotch. The man jumps back and continues walking, ignoring the three people walking behind him that just witnessed this absurd situation. Sharkbite!
by nattiesays September 12, 2010
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UK drinking term-

Basically a snake bite (lager / cider split) with a vodka or double vodka top. Not the for the weak or the part time drinker.
I had 4 pints of shark bite last night and I can't feel my body at all.
by black flag June 09, 2004
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An unfortunate event of varying importance that breaks an individuals good spirit.
"$7 rum and cokes??? ouch... shark bite."
by JC Hammer April 01, 2006
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