shark porn 

chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries

I saw a show where a thirteen foot great white shark tried to eat some cage divers near Guadalupe Island. It's nothing more than 'shark porn'.

shark porn by o'possum March 28, 2009

porn scare 

The act of putting a scary image in the middle of a porn video so as to scare a guy and totally make them never watch porn again.

Dude I had this porn scare lasts night of this monster from Insidious and almost ripped my penis off!!

porn scare by you_don't_wanna_know October 10, 2013

porn stare 

The look pornstars give each other before they fuck. Usually involves half-opened eyes, biting their lips, and inhaling sharply while looking at the other's tits/ass/cock/etc.

This cuckhold video I just watched involved 3 men giving a man's wife the porn stare as they talked about banging her.

porn stare by FoxiFucker December 31, 2013

sharepointless 

A web content management system (such as Microsoft Sharepoint) that has been implemented at considerable effort and expense, which is subsequently underutilized, or not used at all by those it is intended to empower.

Murray: I spent my entire day cutting and pasting a massive PDF to update a section of our web site.

Bret: Don't you guys have a content management system that allows the person who wrote the document to do that?

Murray: yeah, but no one uses it - sharepointless.

sharepointless by PatsFanatic August 14, 2009

SharePoint 

A solution in search of a problem.

Why do you use SharePoint?
Because we do not know what we want!

SharePoint by Plin99 October 27, 2012

sharepoint breakdown 

Sharepoint breakdown is a term for an acute psychiatric disorder that manifests primarily as severe stress-induced depression, anxiety or dissociation in a previously functional individual, to the extent that they are no longer able to function on a day-to-day basis until the disorder is resolved. A sharepoint breakdown is defined by its temporary nature, and often closely tied to psychological burnout, severe overwork, sleep deprivation and similar stressors, which combine to temporarily overwhelm an individual with otherwise sound mental faculties. A sharepoint breakdown also shares many symptoms with that of a dynamics breakdown.

Our lead developer won't be coming in anymore as he is suffering a sharepoint breakdown.

sharepoint breakdown by pseudo-saiyan September 10, 2014

sharepointify

To convert to sharepoint. see Janky

Can someone sharepointify this?

sharepointify by accessories inside box January 18, 2008