wine glass shape 

When a female has big breasts but a flat ass

Guy 1: Damn she got some tig 'ol bitties
Guy 2: But look from the back, she got a wine glass shape
Guy 1: Aww shucks Mr.Moseby, that's a shame

wine glass shape by AsainBoyYesAsain February 8, 2017

Glass shard stick 

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.

We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.

Glass shard stick by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

martini glass shape 

the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape

I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.

martini glass shape by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007

A shard of glass 

A person with a toxic personality that is fully see threw from the outside. A very vibrant toxic personality that us clearly reflected but probably overshadowed by their gothic fairy outfit.

Quirky bitch: "OMG SHES SO HOT"

A reasonable human being:"She is a litteral fucking shard of glass" (A shard of Glass)

A shard of glass by AClearmindedImbecile March 16, 2022

Sharp piece of glass 

Glass, or ghetto ice broken up into much smaller pieces. Can lead to cuts and internal injuries if mishandled.

Customer: Excuse me sir, what's the suprise in the kid's meal?
Dave Diamond: Sharp piece of glass.

Sharp piece of glass by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Shameglasses 

The biggest, roundest sunglasses you can find to hide your face as you do something REALLY embarrassing. They probably end up drawing more attention to you, but you don't care, since you don't have to look anyone in the eye.

I had to drive my mom's car into town and wouldn't you know it the El Molino cheerleaders were having a fundraising bake sale in front of Safeway. Luckily I was wearing my shameglasses, so driving a car with the license plate that says GRANNIE wasn't so bad.

Shameglasses by miwok September 6, 2010