shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.

Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.

shardicles by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Dork Shard 

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)

My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!

Dork Shard by jopazo June 18, 2009

T-Shard 

A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.

I can't believe Tommy used the T-shard twice in one night!!!

T-Shard by Bojack9000 June 7, 2007

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

shard tard by krazzekiki June 26, 2006

Shardlock Holmes 

"Shardlock Holmes" is a methhead that investigates to find the inconsiderably small amounts of meth that mysteriously dropped to the ground from the previous meth smoking session. In most cases Shardlock is more than often deceived by other bits of shit (that would look like shards if you were fucking high enough) on the ground, the perpetrator is often glass, wax, popcorn or skin that his druggie friends picked off themselves. His endeavours could be compared to "methscapades" or "carpet farming" all equally frowned upon in the Jib Tech Warrior Nation. His profession is dangerous and will slowly drive him insane.

Holmes is not famous for his acute sense of logical reasoning, it seems he'll never be sober enough to see that the magnifying glass he found doesn't truly make a difference.

Will Shardlock Holmes ever solve the mystery of the last lost shard?

Jib Tech Warrior #1 : Shit man, we're out of jib.
Jib Tech Warrior #2: No man, we dropped like a fucken... 10 on my bed lets fucking take out my mom's comb and it'll be like an excavation site !!!! LOOK THERE'S A SHARD !
Jib Tech Warrior #1: That's a piece of salt from the pretzels you were eating earlier. I swear if you start investigating for fucking "shards" again and being Shardlock Holmes I'll take my pipe and leave.

Shardlock Holmes by y3llowbag June 15, 2011

Sharda 

Sharda is a Lady who usually has a smile on her face, is kind and friendly. Physical and mental health are very important. She attracts a lot of people with her unique personality and sexy body. A very loyal friend. Sharda also means Sunlight, Light after Dark.

You're my Sharda

Sharda by Snoes April 18, 2009

Sharde 

The hottest bitch you will ever meet. She is the glue to the group and a voice to be heard. She will be the truest friend you will ever meet and she will make you feel like you're the only one that matters. She has a rocking body and an amazing charm about her, if you meet a Sharde make sure to wife that down because she is on demand.

God I love me some Sharde.

Sharde by askmic December 21, 2016