Plays Mexican music while virginmonkey is watching his stream
Virginmonkey is such a border hopping spic stop being a shards
by Virginmonkey June 2, 2021
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A clear glass like piece of methamphetamine.
I just got paid today. got me a pocket full of shards. Behold, the shard of destiny!
by that guy that welds September 29, 2014
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The act of farting in your pants, and it seems to spray your underwear like a spraypaint can.
"Yo B., this dude just sharded his pants!"
by StingraY June 22, 2004
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Oh man I though I had to fart but I think sharded instead. I need to go wipe after that one.
by BCE_MN November 21, 2006
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Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR
1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON
2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived
3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments
There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.
by Shawn February 24, 2004
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The end result of a wet fart where one will find residual turd-lets in their underwear. If not cleaned promptly, the likely outcome of a shard and impact to the underwear is called a skid-mark.
After that mean bean burrito from Filliberto's, I ripped a huge fart and when I finally got to the bathroom, low and behold I found a raisin sized shard nestled in my underwear and another one smashed in my ass hairs.
by cballznhoney February 16, 2012
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Slang for crystallized molly (MDMA). Often much more pure than molly in powdered or pill form as it is more difficult to cut something into a crystal, which on the other hand is very easy to do with a powder or pill.

Large crystals are sometimes referred to as moonrocks.
- "Dude, you gotta try this E."
- "Na dude, I'm good. I've got some narley shards that are gonna put your E to shame."
by humanoverdrive July 30, 2009
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