Shard-on 

(N) A meth-induced erection, usually happens while the pipe is being hit...

Man, that shit gave me a shard-on.!

Shard-on by Natasha Dubsackowski April 23, 2017

Get your Shad on 

To waste large amounts of time at work by discussing completely mindless, non-work related matters with colleagues. Originally applied when the interruption was unwelcome, but now commonly used for all extended non-work related discussions in the office.

"Do you actually have anything work-related to discuss, or did you just come here to get your Shad on?"
"No, I just came here to get my Shad on."

Get your Shad on by Thegabmeister October 14, 2008

shark on whiskey 

Mighty risky.
From a Space Ghost episode called "Old Kentucky Shark." The quotation is:
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer."

"Ooh, 45 in a 20? That's pretty shark on whiskey."

shark on whiskey by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

The Shark On The Left 

The only reason 73% of us watched he super bowl half-time show.

"Did you see that guy on The Voice!?!? He totaly pulled a shark on the left moment!"
"He did pull the shark on the left! Like a boss too!

The Shark On The Left by Lol:) February 4, 2015

shart on a tart 

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

shart on a tart by Joshua September 28, 2004

shart on a tart 

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

shart on a tart by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

National shart on your crush day by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022