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Shmaphobia 

Fear of peeing while submerged in water.
Shmamimpia has a shmaphobia
Shmaphobia by Shmamimpia June 24, 2009

Spacraphobia 

Spacraphobia is the fear of pushing the space bar on your keyboard.
Nevershoutneverisagreatexampleofspacraphobia
Spacraphobia by almost hero October 12, 2009

Sharmaphobia 

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.
Sharmaphobia by noone nobody February 13, 2009

shitaphobia 

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain
mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.
shitaphobia by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

sarphobia 

Dude Al is such a pussy, he has Sarphobia after she hit him.
sarphobia by Rhinothealbino April 13, 2018

Seraphobia 

An irrational hate or fear towards Seraphine, a playable character in a moba game, made by "small indie game" developers: Riot Games.

While the criticism of Riots character design for the character is valid, victims of Seraphobia may experience augmentations of one's religion, constantly regarding to a totally real passage in the Quran, regarding another characters "E" ability.

While most Seraphobes only go as far as to enjoy relatively light hearted memes criticizing the champion, severe cases of Seraphobia may cuase real mysoganistic behavior and develop toxic masculinity.
Seraphobia Victim: "Please Allah, she lives in my head rent free, I can't take it anymore. I must run it down mid. Willham, please remind us of Jacques' E."
Seraphobia by A Seraphobe January 27, 2022