To ejaculate on the lower part of the back after performing doggy style, mop up the junk using a super absorbent yellow towel. Hold the towel in your fist then donkey-punch the submissive and yell out ShamWOW!!
I had the best shamWOW finish last night, and no mess afterwards!
When your girlfriend
thinks she is being cute by biting
down on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching
her in the face until she lets go.
Just like what the Sham Wow guy did except it was a hooker and he got arrested.
The sound classic comic book Batman makes when he punches a prostitute in the face.
"Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"
It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
A super absorbent towel, made by the germans. You know the germans always make good things.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I just spilled a whole bucket of cola on my new carpet
Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell
Guy 1: WOW! this towel thing just absorbed it all up!
Guy 2: Sham wow, you'll be saying wow everytime
Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA
A very useful product that causes many people to say wow every time.
The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.
Don't trust leading imitators!
-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"
-"Me and the wife just had sex"
When you pay for a psychotic prostitute who tries to bite your tongue off.
Link to reference: http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
Johnny: I gave Sally a pearl necklace.
Sally: I proceeded to ShamWOW Johnny! That will show him.