Who the fuck is Billy Mays?
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."
Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.