Shamp

A rare term that hillbillies use when they mess something up.
(Sh)it
(A)int
(M)y
(P)roblem

A: You just spilled beer on my carpet
B: Shamp Fuk ya

by Bigppdad December 24, 2020

My hair is groin so long, I'ma get my mama to shamp me tomorra

by Javissimo June 28, 2020

when you sneak up behind your friends and mess up their hair while yelling “SHAMP!” it’s most often done in public.

why is your hair all messed up?
“because Jessica Shamped me at walmart earlier :(”

by shampmsster3000 February 9, 2023

The act of shitting so hard the poop smashes into a toilet bowl or other object. Leaving a semi-permanent shit stamp behind.

After cleaning up Ryan's cummy dog from my cars floorboard. I noticed there was a big old shamp leftover.

by Funny Bob December 27, 2021