by Dsnutsnmouth June 8, 2010
A derogatory term for just being insane amounts of bad at anything you try to achieve. The term was generated from a class in World of Warcraft that destroys players possibility to be 'good' and makes them into terribads at no matter what they try to play in the future.
1) Stop acting like a Shaman.
2) Stop playing like a Shaman.
3) Shaman.
4) You fail so hard you're now an honorary Shaman.
2) Stop playing like a Shaman.
3) Shaman.
4) You fail so hard you're now an honorary Shaman.
by Arthas Menethil April 22, 2009
A Mongolian priest. Oftentimes used by ethnocentric Westerners to describe the entire planet under the assumption that all "primitive" traditions are identical.
by Xyzzy June 18, 2004
A name post-ops (post-operational transsexuals) like to call the doctors who have an almost miraculous ability to transform them into different gender category, just like the shaman in a shamanistic ceremony takes or 'transforms' into other nonhuman-life forms!
Shamans (the doctors that perform a sex-change surgery), are capable of giving you a neovagina, all in a three-hour surgery and you come out from it a hetero-eveloved male, a transmale femme, he-babe, she-male, shim, she-man, she-moth (she behemoth)! Huh-huh!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
Pronounced Sham-an (not the Sha-man version) A term for Uber Shamans who don't take crap from any other class and love nukes. Also a Tribal Leader and/or Healer.
by Kalashnikov46 September 12, 2007
After six burritos and a fifth of tequila, my husband was in the bathroom all night with the shamans.
by wineplz April 14, 2010
A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.
Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.
This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.
This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
by UD Tk August 31, 2018