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origional use was in the austroghanese war in 6917. one who cuts a whole in a coconut, after masterbating in it and dumping seamonkey seaman into it, clears his pipes into the whole. the said shalkert proseeds to bake this coconut and drink the contents while taking it doggystyle.
shut your pussyclot mouth, you shalkert!
#chizwakker #chalkert #shalkart #shall #kart #kert #bonerface
by A seamonkey boner February 24, 2009
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