The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.
Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?
Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.
Chuck: Classic.
Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.
Chuck: Classic.
by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010
After a blowjob, before she can spit, take your hands and cover her mouth and grab the back of her head and shake until she swallows.
by NFO Hijinx October 6, 2010
The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.
Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."
by Vegetable Lo Mike February 1, 2007
A manuever best described as dangling a person upside down by holding their legs and viciously jolting them until all loose change and belongings are on the floor. Also used to teach that certain person a lesson in humility.
by Raider Nation March 22, 2007
A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead
by Swag killa doe May 31, 2014
The Harlem Shake is an urban dance that has become the nation’s newest Youtube sensation. Despite what its name may lead you to believe, the dance originated in Rochester, New York sometime between the years 2008 and 2011. The creator, Jason “Tizzle” T., discovered the Shake, also known as the Rochester shuffle, while in an unstable state he prefers to call his “rare form” or more simply put, grossly intoxicated. The dance inexplicably disappeared for over a year as Tizzle, or “Tizz”, the name his loyal followers prefer to revere him with, moved to North Carolina. Unsurprisingly, given the cultural appeal of the shuffle, the dance reappeared in the fall of 2012 sometime between the hours of 1 and 630 am as Tizz orchestrated an unruly event known as “Project Mayhem”. Hundreds of videos have been made in an attempt to emulate Tizzle’s ghetto, yet refined moves but none have been able to match Tizzle’s genius.
Fred-I can't decide whether I want to do the Harlem Shakedown or continue to watch WoW videos online.
Levine-Bish do somethin!.
Tizzle-I'm in rare form. *puke* *Harlem Shakedown*
Levine-Bish do somethin!.
Tizzle-I'm in rare form. *puke* *Harlem Shakedown*
by McCrumb February 12, 2013
That was a fantastic hootenanny shakedown
by Barbara & Sue April 14, 2005