seatslap 

The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moisture of your ass-cheeks stuck to it.

Why do you have to slam the toilet seat so loud?

Oh, sorry...it was just some seatslap.

seatslap by Roger Ipswitch January 13, 2008

shaftstache 

n, \ʃæft.stæʃ\
: a pube-do that results when a man shaves or waxes all of his pubic hair except that around the base of the penis, leaving a moustache-like fringe.

Kendall learned that waxing his shaft was incredibly painful so he always sported a shaftstache.

shaftstache by schnitza July 11, 2011

shaftsmanship

The ability to screw someone over without them knowing it happened.

Pookie: Why do you look so happy?

Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.

Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.

shaftsmanship by Buckfutter February 16, 2018

Shaftola 

1. A beautiful, large kingdom built on Minecraft
2. Used to describe a impressive Minecraft world

Boy 1: "Wow!"
Boy 2: "Yeah, it's a REAL Shaftola."

Shaftola by ZackShafter March 29, 2013

shitslap 

the act of farting into ones own cupped hand and quickly shoving the stench into an unsuspecting victims nostrils. Must be done quickly so as to not lose farts potency

"I was watching tv and minding my own bidness when Shawn straight shitslapped me!"

shitslap by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

shaftular 

Of shaft like quality or shape; cylindrical.

That fireman's pole is quite shaftular.

shaftular by Soundslikeusererror September 26, 2018

shaftaphone 

When your cock is shaped like a 🎷

Would lile to suck on my shaftaphone

shaftaphone by Shaftaphone October 3, 2018