SHAFTO

Someone who is the largest bro in your circle of friends. He passes out most nights. He is often accompanied by the NERCH.

Friend 1 witnesses friend 2 puking behind a couch.
Friend 2 comes up behind him and slaps a high five, yelling: "SHAFTOOOOOOOOO!"

by scuz n clownbaby September 1, 2010

Shaftoed

(Adj, verb)
To drink in such volumes as to be an absolute bloody mess.

We had been on the goon for a while and were absolutely shaftoed.

by Goonlover98 January 3, 2019

A pet name for homosexual prison inmates. Both take turns being top and bottom.

Cletus slowly dropped his pants as Billy whispered in his ear, calling him his favorite “shaftoe.”

A verb meaning to smoke a cigarette in your work attire.

by 0192374 June 27, 2010

1). Someone who is a real screw up.
2). A shady individual.

a). That shafto Steve is in jail again.
b). That damn shafto stole my chronic

by Shaniqua Jones July 9, 2004

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible

by njp31 January 18, 2023

The term used or a name give when a friend Struggles with females or female intercourse.

Look “el shafto” nae pumping again tonight

by El Shafter October 7, 2020