shåårt the fårk up
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Saart
Saart by the pleeeaaauuuer September 17, 2022
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saartzee
When you take a zero in the yahtzee column or just a bad occurence. (A combination of the terms "yahtzee" and "saart")
saartzee by the yeaher April 20, 2023
rapid shartation
Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....
After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.
rapid shartation by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021
shart
I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
The Shart Rule
This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.
“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”
“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
The Shart Rule by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021
shartah
beautiful, strong, independent, loyal, giving woman. good friend that never gives up or in, will always be at your side. will never do you harm or wrong unless you harm the ones she loves.