we can't just fuckin well get on with sex can we
and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up
dosen't anyone think it's a take piss
and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up
dosen't anyone think it's a take piss
stupid sexually transmitted disease why can't i do what i want!!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 5, 2009
STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
by Ohio Mike February 9, 2010
A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.
"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"
by BleezeMonkey August 25, 2003
When a person catches a cold or flu virus after a sexual encounter with another person infected with the virus.
Tim: How come you're coughing so much?
Andy: Caught a STF from that chick last night.
Sexually Transmitted Flu (STF)!
Andy: Caught a STF from that chick last night.
Sexually Transmitted Flu (STF)!
by lkitten February 27, 2010
A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.
by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 22, 2003
Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.
Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "
Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"
Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"
by Mattybizzle September 29, 2013