Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

sexersize 

useing sex as a form of exersize

sexersize by xilo_olix May 28, 2003

sexternal hard drive 

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

sexternal hard drive by Champcar November 27, 2011

sextressed 

1) The state of being under extreme sexual tension.
2) Needing sexual release.

I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.

sextressed by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012

Sextversation 

An adult conversation or exchange taking place exclusively through text or instant messaging.
Typically starts off benign and then turns sharply to the gutter as time goes on.

My texts with Tracy were friendly at first but after a few days we became aware of a mutual attraction and our communication evolved into hot sextversation...

Sextversation by Brewton September 22, 2014

Sexterior 

A hot body/sexy exterior. Totally superficial

She told me she never made the first move before me. I legit bring it out of people. DAMN this sexterior

Sexterior by as1776 January 22, 2015

Sexter 

One who partakes in Sexting.

Steve : What did my girlfriend text you last night!?

David : Psh. I'm not telling you, but that girl is one strange Sexter.

Sexter by Lousy-David March 17, 2009