Dexterbate 

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.

The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.

Dexterbate by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

Frustrally Sextrated 

The emotion of going too long without sex.

I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.

Frustrally Sextrated by chief544 February 1, 2009

Sextubate

Sextubate, derived from the word intubate - which is to place tube in trachea for the purposes of establishing airway and ventilating. Sextubate is the act of placing penis into trachea to block airway during a blowjob.

Michael sextubated Madison, she choked, and she liked it.

Sextubate by Captain Jack Nasty June 3, 2017

cube-sterbate

To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.

James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.

cube-sterbate by RK64 September 26, 2006

Sexturbating 

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

Sexturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009

sextraterrestrial 

A fine ass alien that likes to bone.

The sextraterrestrial made crop circles in my pubes.

sextraterrestrial by Soup4theSoupGod December 24, 2008

Shiterbate 

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

Shiterbate by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009